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Leaked Inside Out 3 Footage Reveals Unexpected Voice Cameo by Markiplier
Years ago, it would’ve been a stretch to say that Markiplier had it out for a successful career in the film industry. Of course we were proven wrong with the international premiere of his first feature film, Iron Lung, which received high acclaim from critics and fans alike. With this release, Mark elevated his status higher than we ever could’ve expected from a YouTube lets-player, from the very man who received a food delivery while wearing a ball gag on camera. What act of
A. Person
Apr 22 min read


Andrew Cuomo Flees Manhattan, Sets Up Government-in-Exile on Staten Island as Radical Centrists Rally Across NYC
In the weeks after Zohran Mamdani’s sweeping mayoral victory, Andrew Cuomo and several of his closest advisors, known to insiders as the Cuomintang, have fled Manhattan, setting up a government-in-exile on Staten Island in the hopes of eventually rallying New Yorkers to their cause and taking City Hall. As Mamdani pledges to reunify New York City, refusing to recognize Staten Island as a sovereign city, BUTT journalists have accessed several sources within this new breakaway
Freyja Gréta Björnisdottir
Dec 9, 20252 min read


Which Previously Eradicated Disease Do You Have? Take This Quiz!
Which of the following best describes your symptoms? A G O N Y My peepnis fell off Boils absolutely everywhere I have a tummy ache Which...
Freyja Gréta Björnisdottir
Apr 29, 20251 min read


Finally, CEOs Don’t Have to Hide Their Child Slavery Practices!
Friends, comrades, gentleman, for years we of the world’s most oppressed, most downtrodden socio-economic class, the ultra-wealthy, have...
Preston Nero, CEO of Nero Industries
Apr 17, 20252 min read
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