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Which Previously Eradicated Disease Do You Have? Take This Quiz!
Which of the following best describes your symptoms? A G O N Y My peepnis fell off Boils absolutely everywhere I have a tummy ache Which...
Freyja Gréta Björnisdottir
Apr 291 min read
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How Mentally Ill Are You Really? We Have a Test!
Everyone struggles with mental illness, with new ones manifesting everyday it’s hard to decide which ones you really have. In this short...
Calvin Matthes
Apr 112 min read
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What Level of Brain R0T Are You On?
(Featuring "Big Butts, Bigger Brains" by Calvin Matthes) Are you locked in? This is where you can finally put your cognitive decline to...
Gabby Cafaro
Apr 22, 20243 min read
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Quiz: Do the Creatures of the Forest Love Me?
Fellow students of Binghamton, spring has snuck up on us once again, and all of its wonders are here! I know that we’ve all been missing...
Yuri Mumm
Mar 18, 20243 min read
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What Type of Male Are You?
Have you ever wondered if you were an alpha, sigma, somewhere in between, or something completely different? Take the BUTT’s male quiz to...
Madison Cardiel
Oct 2, 20232 min read
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Are You a Bad Person?
I’ve posed the question to students on campus “Hey, what pisses you off?”and have compiled a checklist of wretched things people have...
Gabby Cafaro
Sep 21, 20233 min read
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