"Damn, this place is a shithole”: CCP Releases First Statement Following S. Carolina Balloon Fiasco
The Chinese Communist Party has just released an official report following the recent controversy regarding their so-called “weather”...
"Damn, this place is a shithole”: CCP Releases First Statement Following S. Carolina Balloon Fiasco
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