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Andrew Cuomo Flees Manhattan, Sets Up Government-in-Exile on Staten Island as Radical Centrists Rally Across NYC
In the weeks after Zohran Mamdani’s sweeping mayoral victory, Andrew Cuomo and several of his closest advisors, known to insiders as the Cuomintang, have fled Manhattan, setting up a government-in-exile on Staten Island in the hopes of eventually rallying New Yorkers to their cause and taking City Hall. As Mamdani pledges to reunify New York City, refusing to recognize Staten Island as a sovereign city, BUTT journalists have accessed several sources within this new breakaway
Freyja Gréta Björnisdottir
Dec 9, 20252 min read


Trump Releases AI Generated Video of Himself Chainsawing Mamdani in Half for Halloween
Following his announcement regarding his outstanding dementia screening results, President Donald Trump posted yet another video generated by artificial intelligence to Truth Social with a festive twist: he, as the Chainsaw Man from popular anime Chainsaw Man , depicts himself chainsawing a man in half—more specifically New York State Representative Zohran Mamdani. The video starts with Mamdani, depicted here as one of the show’s devil characters, wielding a rainbow hammer
Fujilious Motorson
Oct 31, 20252 min read


The Good, the Blad(der), and the Ugly: The Binghamton Pisser Strikes!
The saga of the Binghamton Pisser has captivated and disgusted many people over the past weeks. For those living under a rock, (who I am...
Mason Smolen
Sep 19, 20252 min read


Florida Mandates Smallpox blankets for All Elementary Schoolers
Tallahassee, FL - Governor Ron DeSantis announced today with Education Commissioner Anastasios Kamoutsas that all Florida elementary...
The Butt Staff Writers
Sep 16, 20252 min read
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