The Best Films to Watch While High
With all the attention geared towards yesterday’s rank festivities, the coast is now clear for those who wish to “light it up” in a most...
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Sam Wheeler
- Apr 19
- 3 min
Trump Arrest Revealed to be Part of New Trump Organization Reality TV Series, "Art of the Steal"
In a stunning turn of events, former President Donald Trump's highly publicized indictment has been announced by the Trump Organization...
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Max Lieber
- Apr 12
- 5 min
This Local Artist is Annihilating the Homeless With a New Fashion Trend: Meet "Homelesscore"
A man shambles across an abandoned parking lot, dragging along an assortment of various labeled and unlabeled bags; some are from Price...
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David Belkin
- Feb 22
- 2 min
Op-Ed: Leave Disney Adults Alone
Recently, Disney adults have been the recipients of unwarranted hate online from naysayers and trolls alike, and it’s kind of...
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Max Lieber
- Feb 14
- 3 min
Top 5 Sex Songs That Will Blow His Cock Clean Off
Everyone knows that sex is mandatory on Valentine’s Day. But do you know why that is? The holiday was originally named after this crazy...
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Brendan Boyce
- Oct 27, 2022
- 2 min
Top 10 Cute Couples Costumes Ideas For This Halloween
Halloween is quickly approaching, and if you’ve been putting off choosing a costume with your significant other, then the BUTT can...
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Alex Weiner
- Oct 17, 2022
- 8 min
10 Pieces of Underground, Independent Media You've Probably Never Heard Of
There’s a lot of media nowadays. With how easy access to the internet is and how much media there is to find, it’s pretty easy to only...
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Maxwell Maceluch
- Oct 5, 2022
- 3 min
Disney to Purchase JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
With JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure: Stone Ocean nearing its last third as the Green Dolphin Street prisoners have finally escaped to Florida...
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Bax Shapiro
- Sep 13, 2022
- 2 min
OPINION: Umm… “She-Hulk?” How about… “He-Hulk.”
Man, do I miss the days of old comics. Super MAN, Bat MAN, Iron MAN, Spider MAN, Ant MAN, notice a trend? Things changed once the woke...
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Maxwell Maceluch
- May 24, 2022
- 2 min
Let's Talk About Cum.
As the school year comes to a close, it is imperative that we close in on cum. Although campaigns such as "nofap," "semen retention,"...
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Sam Wheeler
- May 21, 2022
- 4 min
Top 5 Summer DIYs
Guys, gals, and non-binary pals, the air is fresh, the flowers abloom, the sun is shining, the bees abuzz- you all know what that means....
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Maxwell Maceluch
- Apr 11, 2022
- 3 min
DC Unveils 'The Master Baiter: The Alt-Right Rogue of Gotham'
Batman has never been one to back down from a fight. He's withstood jokesters, puzzlers, and Austrian bodybuilders who have a psychotic...
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Maxwell Maceluch
- Apr 4, 2022
- 3 min
Academy Awards Slated to Host 'Oscars Squid Game' in 2023
It ain’t no game. Now that Will Smith shattered the glass ceiling that shielded Chris Rock’s face with his bare hands by committing an...
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BU Times Tribune
- Mar 22, 2022
- 0 min
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Max Lieber and Alec Wainar
- Mar 19, 2022
- 3 min
We Interviewed a Man Who Watched the Entire Chris-Chan Documentary; You Won't Believe What He Said
Following “CWCville Forced to Celebrate Chris Chan’s Birthday”, many of our readers have reached out to us regarding the subject of this...
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Sam Wheeler
- Mar 11, 2022
- 2 min
Lead Guitarist for Punk Band Learns One New Chord, Fans Call Him "Sellout"
Eugene Vicious, leader of local punk band Plastic Semen, has recently found himself in hot water after his controversial decision to...
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Maxwell Maceluch
- Feb 24, 2022
- 3 min
CWCville Forced to Celebrate Chris-Chan’s Birthday
Save them, GodJesus. No, actually, GodJesus help us all. Although former CWCville Mayor and real-life monster Christine Weston Chandler...
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Brendan Boyce
- Feb 11, 2022
- 1 min
Snoop Dogg Drops Out of Halftime Lineup After Finding Out That the Super Bowl Isn’t a Giant Pipe
Snoop Dogg, a celebrity stoner who also raps in his free time, has reportedly dropped the Super Bowl LVI Halftime show like it’s hot...
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Brendan Boyce
- Feb 9, 2022
- 1 min
Bill Murray Murders New Jersey Groundhog to Escape Time Loop
The quiet village of Milltown canceled their annual Groundhog Day celebration after the unexpected death of their prized groundhog,...
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BU Times Tribune
- Feb 3, 2022
- 0 min
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