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A Proposal for the Modernization of Club Budgets
The current system of club funding has made many people angry this year, with multiple groups claiming they did not receive enough money to operate properly. This is obviously a result of inefficient market allocation. As an economist trained in ethical shock therapy at the University of Chicago, I have a proposal to the student association to fix their chronic budget woes: Allow the free market to solve our problems! The emergence of a market for club funding is currently b
Maximilian Henrich Paul von Müller
May 42 min read


Op-ed: The Destruction of the Death Star was an Inside Job, and Here’s Why
The destruction of the first Death Star (aka the DS-1) at the Battle of Yavin by the Rebel Alliance in the year 0 BBY was one of the...
Lincoln LaMastro
Nov 27, 20243 min read


OP-ED: STOP BOTHERING ME! I DO NOT HAVE A MILK FETISH!
I’m not kidding. PLEASE stop making fun of me for having a milk fetish, because I do NOT have one. The rumor, which is FALSE, just so...
Archer Swelldin
Sep 21, 20242 min read


Op-Ed: I Am Not Receiving Enough Satanic Propaganda
Greetings, my Brothers and Sisters at Binghamton University. I am writing to you about an issue faced by those of us of upstanding moral...
Solomon Christiansen
Sep 8, 20243 min read
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