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Op-ed: The Destruction of the Death Star was an Inside Job, and Here’s Why

The destruction of the first Death Star (aka the DS-1) at the Battle of Yavin by the Rebel Alliance in the year 0 BBY was one of the...

Lincoln LaMastro

Nov 27, 20243 min read

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I’m not kidding. PLEASE stop making fun of me for having a milk fetish, because I do NOT have one. The rumor, which is FALSE, just so...

Archer Swelldin

Sep 21, 20242 min read

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Greetings, my Brothers and Sisters at Binghamton University. I am writing to you about an issue faced by those of us of upstanding moral...

Solomon Christiansen

Sep 8, 20243 min read

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If you’re as chronically online as I am, you’ve probably seen a new celebrity get canceled each week. Whether it's because of...

Sue Donim

Apr 10, 20242 min read

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