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Bill Murray Murders New Jersey Groundhog to Escape Time Loop

Bill Murray Murders New Jersey Groundhog to Escape Time Loop

Bill Murray Murders New Jersey Groundhog to Escape Time Loop

Arts and Culture

Brendan Boyce

Feb 9, 20221 min read

Tired of Someone Taking Your Favorite Seat? Here's Some Wacky Ways to Reclaim What Belongs to You

Tired of Someone Taking Your Favorite Seat? Here's Some Wacky Ways to Reclaim What Belongs to You

Tired of Someone Taking Your Favorite Seat? Here's Some Wacky Ways to Reclaim What Belongs to You

Shannon Mahon

Feb 8, 20223 min read

Rick and Morty Appear at UN Security Council; Promise to Do Nothing About Russia-Ukraine Crisis

Rick and Morty Appear at UN Security Council; Promise to Do Nothing About Russia-Ukraine Crisis

Rick and Morty Appear at UN Security Council; Promise to Do Nothing About Russia-Ukraine Crisis

Adam Malev

Feb 4, 20222 min read

Tolkien Society Releases List of Tolkien's Non-White Characters in Honor of Black History Month

Tolkien Society Releases List of Tolkien's Non-White Characters in Honor of Black History Month

Tolkien Society Releases List of Tolkien's Non-White Characters in Honor of Black History Month

Arts and Culture

BU Times Tribune

Feb 3, 20220 min read

Fucking Bullshit: English Final Requires You To Have Done the Readings

Fucking Bullshit: English Final Requires You To Have Done the Readings

Fucking Bullshit: English Final Requires You To Have Done the Readings

University News

Max Lieber

Dec 16, 20212 min read

JoJo Fan Suddenly Bisexual Now That Main Character is a Woman

JoJo Fan Suddenly Bisexual Now That Main Character is a Woman

JoJo Fan Suddenly Bisexual Now That Main Character is a Woman

Arts and Culture

BU Times Tribune

Dec 14, 20212 min read

Op-Ed: I Didn’t Take a Shit in the Union Lobby. But if I Did, Here’s How I Would’ve Done It

Op-Ed: I Didn’t Take a Shit in the Union Lobby. But if I Did, Here’s How I Would’ve Done It

Op-Ed: I Didn’t Take a Shit in the Union Lobby. But if I Did, Here’s How I Would’ve Done It

Brendan Boyce

Dec 13, 20212 min read

If 'The Artist' Can Make Tap Dancing Cool Again, Maybe the Market Actually Can Solve Climate Change

If 'The Artist' Can Make Tap Dancing Cool Again, Maybe the Market Actually Can Solve Climate Change

If 'The Artist' Can Make Tap Dancing Cool Again, Maybe the Market Actually Can Solve Climate Change

Ethan Rosenblum

Dec 10, 20212 min read

University's New Stress Station Looks Suspiciously Like Your Father Yelling at You

University's New Stress Station Looks Suspiciously Like Your Father Yelling at You

University's New Stress Station Looks Suspiciously Like Your Father Yelling at You

University News

Ethan Rosenblum

Dec 9, 20212 min read

We Tried All Dr. Oz’s Rejuvenating Essential Natural Fucking Oils Or Whatever, Here's What We Found

We Tried All Dr. Oz’s Rejuvenating Essential Natural Fucking Oils Or Whatever, Here's What We Found

We Tried All Dr. Oz’s Rejuvenating Essential Natural Fucking Oils Or Whatever, Here's What We Found

Graham Young

Dec 8, 20212 min read

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