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‘Trust me, we’re not a cult,' Says Frat House in Complete Unison

‘Trust me, we’re not a cult,' Says Frat House in Complete Unison

‘Trust me, we’re not a cult,' Says Frat House in Complete Unison

University News

Benjamin Crews

Feb 22, 20222 min read

Elon Musk Denies His Testing on Monkeys Is Inhumane: 'I would do it to humans too'

Elon Musk Denies His Testing on Monkeys Is Inhumane: 'I would do it to humans too'

Elon Musk Denies His Testing on Monkeys Is Inhumane: 'I would do it to humans too'

Brendan Boyce

Feb 21, 20222 min read

Studying Abroad in Ukraine? Here Are Some Travel Tips You Should Know (Brought To You By Raytheon)

Studying Abroad in Ukraine? Here Are Some Travel Tips You Should Know (Brought To You By Raytheon)

Studying Abroad in Ukraine? Here Are Some Travel Tips You Should Know (Brought To You By Raytheon)

Sam Wheeler

Feb 20, 20222 min read

Queen Elizabeth II Is Dead, Don't Bother Fact Checking Because It's Real

Queen Elizabeth II Is Dead, Don't Bother Fact Checking Because It's Real

Queen Elizabeth II Is Dead, Don't Bother Fact Checking Because It's Real

Phill Collins

Feb 18, 20221 min read

Idiot Freshman Raises Hand at Rhetorical Question

Idiot Freshman Raises Hand at Rhetorical Question

Idiot Freshman Raises Hand at Rhetorical Question

University News

Travis Steiner

Feb 17, 20222 min read

Sexapalooza Devolves Into Full-Blown Orgy; Dozens Injured

Sexapalooza Devolves Into Full-Blown Orgy; Dozens Injured

Sexapalooza Devolves Into Full-Blown Orgy; Dozens Injured

University News

Helmcue Clamwax

Feb 16, 20222 min read

Hmmm: Stained Baxter Suit Found Following Valentine’s Day Disappearance

Hmmm: Stained Baxter Suit Found Following Valentine’s Day Disappearance

Hmmm: Stained Baxter Suit Found Following Valentine’s Day Disappearance

University News

Graham Young

Feb 15, 20222 min read

Pizza Guy Discovered Getting CopperTop Under the Table

Pizza Guy Discovered Getting CopperTop Under the Table

Pizza Guy Discovered Getting CopperTop Under the Table

University News

BU Times Tribune

Feb 14, 20220 min read

Print Edition Fun Page Crossword Answers

Print Edition Fun Page Crossword Answers

Print Edition Fun Page Crossword Answers

Print Edition Answers

BU Times Tribune

Feb 12, 20221 min read

Snoop Dogg Drops Out of Halftime Lineup After Finding Out That the Super Bowl Isn’t a Giant Pipe

Snoop Dogg Drops Out of Halftime Lineup After Finding Out That the Super Bowl Isn’t a Giant Pipe

Snoop Dogg Drops Out of Halftime Lineup After Finding Out That the Super Bowl Isn’t a Giant Pipe

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Brendan Boyce

Feb 11, 20221 min read

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