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Queen Elizabeth II Is Dead, Don't Bother Fact Checking Because It's Real

Queen Elizabeth II Is Dead, Don't Bother Fact Checking Because It's Real

Queen Elizabeth II Is Dead, Don't Bother Fact Checking Because It's Real

Phill Collins

Feb 18, 20221 min read

Idiot Freshman Raises Hand at Rhetorical Question

Idiot Freshman Raises Hand at Rhetorical Question

Idiot Freshman Raises Hand at Rhetorical Question

University News

Travis Steiner

Feb 17, 20222 min read

Sexapalooza Devolves Into Full-Blown Orgy; Dozens Injured

Sexapalooza Devolves Into Full-Blown Orgy; Dozens Injured

Sexapalooza Devolves Into Full-Blown Orgy; Dozens Injured

University News

Helmcue Clamwax

Feb 16, 20222 min read

Hmmm: Stained Baxter Suit Found Following Valentine’s Day Disappearance

Hmmm: Stained Baxter Suit Found Following Valentine’s Day Disappearance

Hmmm: Stained Baxter Suit Found Following Valentine’s Day Disappearance

University News

Graham Young

Feb 15, 20222 min read

Pizza Guy Discovered Getting CopperTop Under the Table

Pizza Guy Discovered Getting CopperTop Under the Table

Pizza Guy Discovered Getting CopperTop Under the Table

University News

BU Times Tribune

Feb 14, 20220 min read

Print Edition Fun Page Crossword Answers

Print Edition Fun Page Crossword Answers

Print Edition Fun Page Crossword Answers

Print Edition Answers

BU Times Tribune

Feb 12, 20221 min read

Snoop Dogg Drops Out of Halftime Lineup After Finding Out That the Super Bowl Isn’t a Giant Pipe

Snoop Dogg Drops Out of Halftime Lineup After Finding Out That the Super Bowl Isn’t a Giant Pipe

Snoop Dogg Drops Out of Halftime Lineup After Finding Out That the Super Bowl Isn’t a Giant Pipe

Arts and Culture

Brendan Boyce

Feb 11, 20221 min read

Bill Murray Murders New Jersey Groundhog to Escape Time Loop

Bill Murray Murders New Jersey Groundhog to Escape Time Loop

Bill Murray Murders New Jersey Groundhog to Escape Time Loop

Arts and Culture

Brendan Boyce

Feb 9, 20221 min read

Tired of Someone Taking Your Favorite Seat? Here's Some Wacky Ways to Reclaim What Belongs to You

Tired of Someone Taking Your Favorite Seat? Here's Some Wacky Ways to Reclaim What Belongs to You

Tired of Someone Taking Your Favorite Seat? Here's Some Wacky Ways to Reclaim What Belongs to You

Shannon Mahon

Feb 8, 20223 min read

Rick and Morty Appear at UN Security Council; Promise to Do Nothing About Russia-Ukraine Crisis

Rick and Morty Appear at UN Security Council; Promise to Do Nothing About Russia-Ukraine Crisis

Rick and Morty Appear at UN Security Council; Promise to Do Nothing About Russia-Ukraine Crisis

Adam Malev

Feb 4, 20222 min read

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