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'He Turned Himself Into a Sandworm, Funniest Shit I've Ever Seen,' Dune Fan Laughs Maniacally

'He Turned Himself Into a Sandworm, Funniest Shit I've Ever Seen,' Dune Fan Laughs Maniacally

'He Turned Himself Into a Sandworm, Funniest Shit I've Ever Seen,' Dune Fan Laughs Maniacally

Arts and Culture

BU Times Tribune

Mar 22, 20220 min read

The Campus is Alive...

The Campus is Alive...

The Campus is Alive...

University News

Helmcue Clamwax

Mar 21, 20222 min read

We Interviewed a Man Who Watched the Entire Chris-Chan Documentary; You Won't Believe What He Said

We Interviewed a Man Who Watched the Entire Chris-Chan Documentary; You Won't Believe What He Said

We Interviewed a Man Who Watched the Entire Chris-Chan Documentary; You Won't Believe What He Said

Arts and Culture

Max Lieber and Alec Wainar

Mar 19, 20223 min read

Conservative Student's Toes Unfairly Targeted by Professor's Woke "Progressive Stubbing" Policy

Conservative Student's Toes Unfairly Targeted by Professor's Woke "Progressive Stubbing" Policy

Conservative Student's Toes Unfairly Targeted by Professor's Woke "Progressive Stubbing" Policy

Brendan Boyce

Mar 14, 20222 min read

Lead Guitarist for Punk Band Learns One New Chord, Fans Call Him "Sellout"

Lead Guitarist for Punk Band Learns One New Chord, Fans Call Him "Sellout"

Lead Guitarist for Punk Band Learns One New Chord, Fans Call Him "Sellout"

Arts and Culture

Sam Wheeler

Mar 11, 20222 min read

Gamer Attempts to Speedrun War in Ukraine; Dies

Gamer Attempts to Speedrun War in Ukraine; Dies

Gamer Attempts to Speedrun War in Ukraine; Dies

Helmcue Clamwax

Mar 8, 20225 min read

The Dos and Don'ts of LinkedIn DMs

The Dos and Don'ts of LinkedIn DMs

The Dos and Don'ts of LinkedIn DMs

Adam Malev

Mar 7, 20222 min read

Op-Ed: Don't Take Your Kids to Parade Day, Its Exactly What You Think It Is

Op-Ed: Don't Take Your Kids to Parade Day, Its Exactly What You Think It Is

Op-Ed: Don't Take Your Kids to Parade Day, Its Exactly What You Think It Is

Brendan Boyce

Mar 4, 20221 min read

"Why the fuck am I watching this," Says Australian Man Watching State of the Union

"Why the fuck am I watching this," Says Australian Man Watching State of the Union

"Why the fuck am I watching this," Says Australian Man Watching State of the Union

BU Times Tribune

Mar 3, 20220 min read

TAPS System Begins Issuing Citations For Students' Future Parking Violations

TAPS System Begins Issuing Citations For Students' Future Parking Violations

TAPS System Begins Issuing Citations For Students' Future Parking Violations

University News

Max Lieber

Mar 3, 20223 min read

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