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War Over Thanksgiving Bus Tickets Leads Students to Steal Campus Rental Bikes

War Over Thanksgiving Bus Tickets Leads Students to Steal Campus Rental Bikes

War Over Thanksgiving Bus Tickets Leads Students to Steal Campus Rental Bikes

University News

Summer Rice

Nov 10, 20232 min read

University Screening of Barbie Movie Causes Controversy

University Screening of Barbie Movie Causes Controversy

University Screening of Barbie Movie Causes Controversy

David Belkin

Nov 9, 20233 min read

J.K. Rowling Exposed for Questionable Design Choices for Harry Potter Building

J.K. Rowling Exposed for Questionable Design Choices for Harry Potter Building

J.K. Rowling Exposed for Questionable Design Choices for Harry Potter Building

Andrew Schiller

Nov 7, 20232 min read

Guy Trying to Ban Drag Definitely Wears High Heels

Guy Trying to Ban Drag Definitely Wears High Heels

Guy Trying to Ban Drag Definitely Wears High Heels

Madison Cardiel

Nov 5, 20231 min read

Binghamton Global Taco Food Truck Leaves Cultural Identity “Open To Interpretation”

Binghamton Global Taco Food Truck Leaves Cultural Identity “Open To Interpretation”

Binghamton Global Taco Food Truck Leaves Cultural Identity “Open To Interpretation”

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David Belkin

Nov 3, 20232 min read

MARIAH CAREY HAS AWOKEN. IMMEDIATE SHELTER IS ADVISED.

MARIAH CAREY HAS AWOKEN. IMMEDIATE SHELTER IS ADVISED.

MARIAH CAREY HAS AWOKEN. IMMEDIATE SHELTER IS ADVISED.

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Andrew Schiller

Nov 2, 20232 min read

Research Reveals Most Terrifying Concept Human Minds Can Barely Put into Comprehensible Expression

Research Reveals Most Terrifying Concept Human Minds Can Barely Put into Comprehensible Expression

Research Reveals Most Terrifying Concept Human Minds Can Barely Put into Comprehensible Expression

Alan Smithee

Oct 31, 20231 min read

Police Called to Colorado Funeral Home for “Weed-like Smell,” Actually Just Dead Bodies

Police Called to Colorado Funeral Home for “Weed-like Smell,” Actually Just Dead Bodies

Police Called to Colorado Funeral Home for “Weed-like Smell,” Actually Just Dead Bodies

Yuri Mumm

Oct 15, 20232 min read

Fucked Up: Impish Organism on the Loose on Campus (EXCLUSIVE FOOTAGE)

Fucked Up: Impish Organism on the Loose on Campus (EXCLUSIVE FOOTAGE)

Fucked Up: Impish Organism on the Loose on Campus (EXCLUSIVE FOOTAGE)

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Helmcue Clamwax

Oct 13, 20232 min read

Here’s What You Need to Know about the “Jimmy’s Gender Discrimination Lawsuit”

Here’s What You Need to Know about the “Jimmy’s Gender Discrimination Lawsuit”

Here’s What You Need to Know about the “Jimmy’s Gender Discrimination Lawsuit”

Bucket Thrower

Oct 12, 20230 min read

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