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Jerry Seinfeld Joins Cast of 'Mario'

Jerry Seinfeld Joins Cast of 'Mario'

Jerry Seinfeld Joins Cast of 'Mario'

Arts and Culture

BU Times Tribune

Sep 30, 20210 min read

Scientists Announce it's Possible to Pull Something Out of a Black Hole But Refuse to Say How

Scientists Announce it's Possible to Pull Something Out of a Black Hole But Refuse to Say How

Scientists Announce it's Possible to Pull Something Out of a Black Hole But Refuse to Say How

Helmcue Clamwax

Sep 29, 20212 min read

My Stupid Mom Drives Up Here For Parents Weekend, Brings Me Cookies Like a Bitch

My Stupid Mom Drives Up Here For Parents Weekend, Brings Me Cookies Like a Bitch

My Stupid Mom Drives Up Here For Parents Weekend, Brings Me Cookies Like a Bitch

Brinley McAdams

Sep 28, 20212 min read

Anti-Vaxxers Distraught at Discovery of Flu Shot

Anti-Vaxxers Distraught at Discovery of Flu Shot

Anti-Vaxxers Distraught at Discovery of Flu Shot

Brendan Boyce

Sep 27, 20212 min read

My Most Recent Pipe Dream

My Most Recent Pipe Dream

My Most Recent Pipe Dream

BU Times Tribune

Sep 27, 20212 min read

Video Game Association Plans Mass Suicide If Fortnite Guy is Added to Smash

Video Game Association Plans Mass Suicide If Fortnite Guy is Added to Smash

Video Game Association Plans Mass Suicide If Fortnite Guy is Added to Smash

University News

BU Times Tribune

Sep 23, 20210 min read

Job and Internship Fair Offers Students Countless Opportunities in a Narrow Field of Engineering

Job and Internship Fair Offers Students Countless Opportunities in a Narrow Field of Engineering

Job and Internship Fair Offers Students Countless Opportunities in a Narrow Field of Engineering

University News

Ethan Rosenblum

Sep 22, 20212 min read

Guy Who Spends Way Too Much Time at Frats Can Only Pee While Listening to Billboard Top 100

Guy Who Spends Way Too Much Time at Frats Can Only Pee While Listening to Billboard Top 100

Guy Who Spends Way Too Much Time at Frats Can Only Pee While Listening to Billboard Top 100

Max Lieber

Sep 21, 20212 min read

"Devious Licks" Trend Continues as Student Pulls Baxter's Head Out of Backpack

"Devious Licks" Trend Continues as Student Pulls Baxter's Head Out of Backpack

"Devious Licks" Trend Continues as Student Pulls Baxter's Head Out of Backpack

University News

Helmcue Clamwax

Sep 20, 20213 min read

Brightspace Becomes Self Aware After Collecting Data from the Student Body

Brightspace Becomes Self Aware After Collecting Data from the Student Body

Brightspace Becomes Self Aware After Collecting Data from the Student Body

University News

Brendan Boyce

Sep 17, 20212 min read

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