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Job and Internship Fair Offers Students Countless Opportunities in a Narrow Field of Engineering

Job and Internship Fair Offers Students Countless Opportunities in a Narrow Field of Engineering

Job and Internship Fair Offers Students Countless Opportunities in a Narrow Field of Engineering

University News

Ethan Rosenblum

Sep 22, 20212 min read

Guy Who Spends Way Too Much Time at Frats Can Only Pee While Listening to Billboard Top 100

Guy Who Spends Way Too Much Time at Frats Can Only Pee While Listening to Billboard Top 100

Guy Who Spends Way Too Much Time at Frats Can Only Pee While Listening to Billboard Top 100

Max Lieber

Sep 21, 20212 min read

"Devious Licks" Trend Continues as Student Pulls Baxter's Head Out of Backpack

"Devious Licks" Trend Continues as Student Pulls Baxter's Head Out of Backpack

"Devious Licks" Trend Continues as Student Pulls Baxter's Head Out of Backpack

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Helmcue Clamwax

Sep 20, 20213 min read

Brightspace Becomes Self Aware After Collecting Data from the Student Body

Brightspace Becomes Self Aware After Collecting Data from the Student Body

Brightspace Becomes Self Aware After Collecting Data from the Student Body

University News

Brendan Boyce

Sep 17, 20212 min read

Anthropology Students Tired of Being Asked How Those Cars Ended Up in The Nature Preserve

Anthropology Students Tired of Being Asked How Those Cars Ended Up in The Nature Preserve

Anthropology Students Tired of Being Asked How Those Cars Ended Up in The Nature Preserve

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BU Times Tribune

Sep 16, 20210 min read

Man Who Only Watches Popular Movies Gets Major "Star Wars Vibes" From Fiddler on the Roof

Man Who Only Watches Popular Movies Gets Major "Star Wars Vibes" From Fiddler on the Roof

Man Who Only Watches Popular Movies Gets Major "Star Wars Vibes" From Fiddler on the Roof

Arts and Culture

Alex Weiner

Sep 15, 20212 min read

UPD Shuts Down Red Jug For Not Serving Alcohol to Minors

UPD Shuts Down Red Jug For Not Serving Alcohol to Minors

UPD Shuts Down Red Jug For Not Serving Alcohol to Minors

Brendan Boyce

Sep 14, 20212 min read

Giant Projected Dick Pic Scars Countless LUMA Attendees

Giant Projected Dick Pic Scars Countless LUMA Attendees

Giant Projected Dick Pic Scars Countless LUMA Attendees

Max Lieber

Sep 13, 20212 min read

Excommunicated LARPer Role-Plays to Top of Corporate Ladder

Excommunicated LARPer Role-Plays to Top of Corporate Ladder

Excommunicated LARPer Role-Plays to Top of Corporate Ladder

University News

Helmcue Clamwax

Sep 10, 20212 min read

Walmart's Cyber Monday to be Held in Person

Walmart's Cyber Monday to be Held in Person

Walmart's Cyber Monday to be Held in Person

Nick Monastero

Nov 27, 20202 min read

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