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FACT: Residential Assistants Are Obsolete

FACT: Residential Assistants Are Obsolete

FACT: Residential Assistants Are Obsolete

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David Belkin

Sep 29, 20223 min read

"We Can't Afford Student Loan Forgiveness," Says University Larger Than the City Its Named After

"We Can't Afford Student Loan Forgiveness," Says University Larger Than the City Its Named After

"We Can't Afford Student Loan Forgiveness," Says University Larger Than the City Its Named After

Samuel "Soup" Whalen

Sep 23, 20222 min read

Andrew Tate Speaks at SOM Leadership Conference: "I see myself inside of a lot of these students."

Andrew Tate Speaks at SOM Leadership Conference: "I see myself inside of a lot of these students."

Andrew Tate Speaks at SOM Leadership Conference: "I see myself inside of a lot of these students."

University News

David Belkin

Sep 22, 20222 min read

BUTT Exclusive: King Charles III’s Heartfelt Eulogy for His Mother, Queen Elizabeth

BUTT Exclusive: King Charles III’s Heartfelt Eulogy for His Mother, Queen Elizabeth

BUTT Exclusive: King Charles III’s Heartfelt Eulogy for His Mother, Queen Elizabeth

Sam Wheeler

Sep 19, 20222 min read

Bearcats Baseball Team Promises to “Start Trying” Two Years After New Stadium Is Built

Bearcats Baseball Team Promises to “Start Trying” Two Years After New Stadium Is Built

Bearcats Baseball Team Promises to “Start Trying” Two Years After New Stadium Is Built

University News

David Belkin

Sep 15, 20223 min read

OPINION: Umm… “She-Hulk?” How about… “He-Hulk.”

OPINION: Umm… “She-Hulk?” How about… “He-Hulk.”

OPINION: Umm… “She-Hulk?” How about… “He-Hulk.”

Bax Shapiro

Sep 13, 20222 min read

Firefighter Declines to Enter Burning Building: “It’s a bit toasty in there.”

Firefighter Declines to Enter Burning Building: “It’s a bit toasty in there.”

Firefighter Declines to Enter Burning Building: “It’s a bit toasty in there.”

Helmcue Clamwax

Sep 12, 20222 min read

Student Defends Himself in Self-Plagiarism Hearing - “But It’s in My Own Words”

Student Defends Himself in Self-Plagiarism Hearing - “But It’s in My Own Words”

Student Defends Himself in Self-Plagiarism Hearing - “But It’s in My Own Words”

University News

David Belkin

Sep 7, 20221 min read

Let's Talk About Cum.

Let's Talk About Cum.

Let's Talk About Cum.

Helmcue Clamwax

May 24, 20222 min read

Student's Diploma Voided at Commencement Due to Outstanding Parking Ticket

Student's Diploma Voided at Commencement Due to Outstanding Parking Ticket

Student's Diploma Voided at Commencement Due to Outstanding Parking Ticket

University News

Max Lieber

May 22, 20222 min read

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