Wait, don’t hastily scroll away in embarrassment just yet!
Have YOU ever pondered your inner sensuality or that of your fellow students? Why? What are you, some kind of sex pervert? Answer all of this and more as you explore this year’s most sensational and invasive campus sex survey yet!
It should only take a handful of minutes… and for the real freaks out there, the utmost depraved and salacious answers will be displayed in our upcoming print edition for everyone to ogle at in awe and horror. How humiliating!
Take it now