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B-Line, the official source for University News.
B-Line Addition: Friday October 2.
A message from President Harvey Stenger to help flatten the curve.
We're starting to fuck up...! Listen, guys, I get that some bars are opening up and the days are getting colder, so you gotta get your socializing in, but trust me when I say it's not worth sending the entire student body home and repeating what happened at the end of last semester.
Thanks to all who have been doing the right things; you are, to put it lightly, the campus bastions.
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