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Top 5 Generalities That Make it Sound Like You've Actually Done the Reading
Finding a way to enter the class discussion can be tough. This is especially difficult when you’re too lazy or overloaded to bother doing...
Max Lieber
Nov 9, 20212 min read
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Quiz: Are You A Penis Half-Erect Person, Or A Penis Half-Flaccid Person?
In this world, there are two kinds of people: those who see the penis as half-erect, and those who see it as half-flaccid. However, it’s...
Ethan Rosenblum
Nov 4, 20212 min read
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James Corden: This is War
In light of the existence of James Corden, the BUTT would like to formally declare war on him. This guy is a complete piece of shit and...

BU Times Tribune
Oct 10, 20211 min read
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My Stupid Mom Drives Up Here For Parents Weekend, Brings Me Cookies Like a Bitch
My stupid mom drove up here this past weekend, to "see her son" or some shit. Seriously, mom? I was hanging with the bros when I got a...
Brinley McAdams
Sep 28, 20212 min read
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My Most Recent Pipe Dream
Our campus’s most distinguished news outlet shares a name with something young guys like me are all too familiar with. After a dry week...

BU Times Tribune
Sep 27, 20212 min read
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