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The Bells, They Toll: Top Five "Fantasies" I Have About "Deconstructing" the Clock Tower



1. It would be cool, I think

Imagine that you are leaving your 11 o'clock class in Library North. You walk outside into the beautiful day. Suddenly, you hear a very big and loud noise to your right. You turn your head and see that… the clock tower is on fire! Oh my god… That is so sickkkkk!!!!!


I dunno, I just think it would be pretty cool.


2. Classes will be canceled


Nobody likes going to class. If I were to "deconstruct" the Clock Tower on Friday, April 8th, at the precise moment when the clock strikes 12, I wouldn't have to go to my 12 o'clock class! Not only that, but we probably wouldn't have to go to class for the rest of the day. Sweet!


3. It will get me a lot of views on Binghamton Barstools


I "plan" on making a video where I walk away from the "explosion" and put on sunglasses, and then posting that on Tik Tok about an hour after the "big boom". After the video becomes popular enough, I will ask my friend to send it to the Binghamton Barstools Instagram account. I think I will be featured on the Barstools Sports and become very popular if I were to do that.


4. Morbius told me to do it


Ever since I watched Morbius, He has been guiding my actions. I want to please Him through an incredible act of destruction. Once He recognizes that I am worthy of His love and affection, Morbius shall swoop down from the sky and carry me to His lair where He shall make me His Disciple.


5. DING DONG DING DONG/DONG DING DING DONG


DONNNGGGG


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EDIT: Oh shit, I just found out that the bells actually come from the library tower, not the clock tower. My bad guys



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