Sex Survey 2026

The time has come for every gooner, kinkster and porno freak on campus to awaken yet again from dormancy.

You'd best be ready for extremely sensitive questions that probe into your sex life with this year's sex survey! What is a Sex? Where is the best Sex?? How many Sex can you buy from the convenience store for $10??? Now you have every opportunity to have these questions answered for you (no guarantees). The juicy little details you share with us may also be featured (anonymously) on our website and, very likely, this semester's print edition.

Click here to take the survey!