Attn: Sir/Madam,
I seize this opportunity to extend my unalloyed compliments of the new season to you and your peers, hoping that this next semester will bring you more joy, happiness, and prosperity into your campus.
In my business proceedings in the western union west Africa continent, I have been notified by contacts in the City of Binghamton. NY that you are elligible to be the lucky winner of FREE meal plan money in your next semester. All that I require from you, besides your personal financial information, is a seamless $25 deposit into your meal plan.
I will use my position and influence to effect the legal approval and transfer of these funds into my bank account, and my contacts will graciously repay your existing meal plan money in the following semester through our union money transfer process.
I will fill you in with further details upon your swift reply, and request that you don't think any further about the implications of charging you for funds you are already supposed to have.
Remain blessed, and go Bearcats,
Prince B.B. III