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Not Even Grant Morrison Buying 'Meta'
Mark Zuckerburg recently announced that Facebook would be rebranding as Meta Platforms- ‘Meta’ for short- and that they would be shifting...

BU Times Tribune
Nov 8, 20212 min read


Overloaded, Overheated Zuckerberg Glitches Out During Congressional Hearing
Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg experienced technical difficulties during a Senate hearing on Facebook’s humanoid AI projects, quickly...
Graham Young
Nov 8, 20211 min read




Scientists Announce it's Possible to Pull Something Out of a Black Hole But Refuse to Say How
A leading team of astrophysicists in NASA operating under the world-renowned researcher Dr. Dobson revealed this morning that matter and possibly life itself exists beyond the event horizon. That is all that can be said on the matter at the moment though. He and the rest of his ingenious crew would not elaborate on this earth-shattering breakthrough any further to save their lives, only passing knowing glances to one another and smirking when asked. “Oh, you’d love to know, w
Helmcue Clamwax
Sep 29, 20212 min read
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