- Tristan Awayan
WHOLESOME: Brave Engineer SOLVES Socially Distanced Trick or Treating By Hitting Kids With Candy

That's right, folks, Lucas Ewing, Engineering major at Binghamton University, has rigged the Ring doorbell on his front door to a T-Shirt cannon loaded with delicious candy bars!
Any kids who decide to walk up to his house this Saturday will be surprised with both a trick AND treat when this candy cannon detects motion and proceeds to pelt the source with a dozen assorted chocolates.
We at the BUTT applaud Lucas for keeping the Halloween tradition alive while still keeping everyone safe!