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Production Underway for Tully’s Lady Netflix Special

Great news! A Binghamton University employee is getting their own Netflix comedy special!


Binghamton University’s very own Tully’s lady is set to star in her very own Netflix produced stand up comedy special. The special, which is scheduled to premiere on February 17th, offers a sardonic take on college life, the food service industry, and everything in between.


While it is unusual for Netflix to grant this esteemed stand-up honor to someone with virtually no experience in comedy, the Binghamton University community has demonstrated a great amount of pride at this announcement.


The BUTT was granted a tease by the execs at Netflix headquarters, and we now have transcripts of parts of her routine. We are excited to see her perform bits like “Hi how ya doin?”, “What kinda dipping sauce?”, and “The Mango Lassie”.

Here is an excerpt from the show:


“SO, I WAS MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS WHEN SOME KID WALKS UP TO ME WITH HIS EARPHONES IN”


“I DIDNT KNOW WHAT HE WAS DOIN SO I SAID ‘HI HOW YA DOIN?’


“HE THEN REALIZED HE WAS IN LINE SO HE MUMBLED SOMETHING I COULDNT HEAR SO I SAID ‘WHAT WAS THAT?’


“I WASN’T SURE IF HE WANTED A 5 PIECE ASIAN OR A FIVE PIECE ORIGINAL, SO I GAVE EM A FIVE PIECE BUFFALO”


“SO THEN I ASKED EM IF HE WANTED LEMONADE ICED TEA OR ARNOLD PALMA”


The Marketplace will be hosting a watch party on the night of the premiere, at 6:00 PM. The comedy special will be played on the televisions lining the wall next to Tully’s, and attendees will receive a 4-piece original from Tully’s with their choice of lemonade, ice tea, or Arnold Palmer.

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