Didn’t think🧠🤯 a virtual💻newspaper📰could dress up for Halloween👻😈💀? Think again, dumbass😟👈💩. This Halloweek🎃, The BUTT🍑 is going under the covers😳😍 by putting on the mask😷 of another, more successful🧅 virtual newspaper. And so what if “BUTT Hole”🍑⛳ sounds dirty♌? If anyone thinks it’s too gross👴😠, just pretend you don’t get why🤷🤔 and make them feel bad😩 and alone in this world🙏🙏. Just don’t get click baited🎣 too hard, you need to save your strength💪💪 for being socially distant🚫👪🚫 this Halloween👽👼👿.