Relax These Evening With Some Harvey Haikus

To deal with the stress of travelling, preparing for Thanksgiving, and reaching the last stretch of this semester, we here at the BUTT have prepared a few Harvey Haikus! Please feel free to meditate on your experience at Binghamton with these bite sized poems.

Hot Cocoa :

Harvey you once gave

Others hot cocoa, but I

Was cold too, screw you

On Love :

Runs in the morning

Baxter is my one true love

Pantone 342

Internet Serenity :

Joining the zoom call

While everyone is asleep

The professor sighs

Sleep :

It's midnight again?

Time to dim your phone's brightness

And keep on scrolling

Thanks for tuning in, folks.